Today I would like to announce the 2009 Socialist Exchange program. This program will be implemented in the event that the Socialist Candidate, Obama, does not win the election. Those who live in "blue" States, who cannot stomache living in a nation which will not embrace Socialism, can join the SEP, Socialist Exchange Program, and thus live out their dream of living in Socialism. The entire nation of Cuba, Venezula, and Iran has signed up. The citizens of these countries are desperately hoping for Socialist Americans to join the program so that they can come to the USA and the socialist Americans can take their place in their native Socialist Repressive Country.
Just imagine... living in Cuba. A small wood hut with a dirt floor. No electricity. No phone. No TV. No modern luxuries. You and your family all sleep in the same room. You have to walk to the local distribution center to obtain your weekly rations. When your children are born, the State determines that one will be a street sweeper and the other a pig herder. You are not allowed to voice your opinions which might be contrary to the State. Your place in life is set in stone. There is no upward mobility. The hope of your neighbors, who for some reason don't share your love for Socialism, is to crawl upon a wood raft and float the 90 miles to Florida to enter the Prison of Capitalism and Freedom.
Please place your reservations now. Our wood rafts will depart from Florida 01/01/2009.
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