Inner Cities/Community Organizers plan Riots if Obama Looses

Many of the nation's Community Organizers have implemented the "Lets destroy our Communities if our Socialist Candidate doesn't Win" plan. Local Inner City Gangs and Residents are preparing for the festivities of the Riots. Sticks, pipes, guns, and knives have been distributed and Community Organizers have completed the Riot Leadership Training Program. 

In other news, the Home Owner's Association at my gated community has warned the upscale, gated community residents that no rioting will be permited in the neighborhood in the event that John McCain. Me and my neighbors have decided to assault the Guard Station at the entrance to show our anger at the election being stolen by voter fraud via ACORN. We are all planning on putting up pink flamingos in our yard, erecting fences without HOA approval, and leaving our boats in our drive way. The final assault will involve not stopping at the Guarded Entrance when we enter the community. Some of the more radical elements are even going to throw trash out of their car windows when they pass the guard station.

Desperate times deserve desperate measures.